what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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