Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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