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It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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