Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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