The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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