she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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