Don't make out with my wife yet
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We left the knife in your bed.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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