I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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