I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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