PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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