I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Randomize
