I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
