So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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