We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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