I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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