Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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