He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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