Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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