..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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