This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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