i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
