i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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