Can Purell be used as lube?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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