i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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