That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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