so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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