I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We had sex on a dog bed..
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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