do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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