I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
