I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
