At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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