We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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