it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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