Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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