i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The power of my boobs compel you
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Randomize
