Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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