Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Slut skills are useful in every country.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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