Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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