Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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