Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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