So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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