Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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