I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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