Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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