Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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