Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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