is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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