good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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