$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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