If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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