just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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