Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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