I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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