WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize