you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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